It has come to my attention that the internet, while full of dating advice, is very limited in the kind of guidance it offers. It’s all stuff like ‘how to find the perfect man in eleven seconds’, ‘eighteen ways to flirt with a member of the emergency services without costing lives’ and ‘947 signs that
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Do you remember 2019? You could leave your back door open. In fact, you could let members of another household through that back door and into your garden without the neighbours thinking you were a monster. Masks were something you wore to scare people at Halloween, as opposed to a political statement/ IQ test. The